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the only part of this game that didn't suck

The FSN camera men clearly agree with me on this: the bat boy's feeble attempt to dislodge a piece of Ryan Doumit's shattered bat out of the backstop screen was more interesting to watch than the feeble attempt at baseball.

Pirates' Baseball

Nothing against Salomon Torres. I named my car after him, in fact.

But seriously, if you're going to send him out to pitch, you're criminally insane.

Tales of a Fourth Starter Nothing

I'm fine with our gimpy little centerfielder hitting a double to knock in the tying run. I'm not okay with him being referred to as Nate the Great on air. Those books were very important to my childhood, and I'll be damned if some hoser is going to ruin that part of my life, too.

Matt Morris

IP - 6.0
H - 7
BB - 5
ER - 5
R - 5
K - 0
HR - 1
Strikes - 45
Balls - 48

First meeting on the mound

Jim Colborn: not the answer.

Omar Vizquel

Gives himself up. AGAIN; this time, however, there happened to be a former Pirate outfielder on thirdbase, ready to score.

I don't want to talk about it.