you stupid, idiotic, child-molesting bastard

Showing posts with label Matt Morris. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Matt Morris. Show all posts

Friday, August 10, 2007

serenity now.

It's not Rajai Davis's fault that he's playing well for another team. Nor is it his fault that Matt Morris sucks.

No; I'd rather blame steroids.



p.s. After Vizquel tried to give himself up, AGAIN, Morris went on to walk him.

First pitch of the bottom of the second

Screamer off the centerfield wall.

Fourth pitch from Morris

Over for a strike.

p.s. Rajai Davis just stole second.

Pre-game

Tonight I'm blogging live from my couch in Pittsburgh, where I'll be watching and reviewing Matt Morris as he goes up against his former team, the San Francisco Giants. I anticipate mediocrity and outrage being keys to tonight's game.

They're showing him stretch right now. I hope he had to pay for that pullover with his own money.

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