you stupid, idiotic, child-molesting bastard

Friday, August 10, 2007

Third time at the plate for Rajai

Triple.

He's now a homerun away from The Cycle.

Homerun #758

It's not Matt Morris's fault that Bonds just took him yard. Nor is it Barry's fault that people are going to hate him.

No; I'd rather blame Dave Littlefield.

serenity now.

It's not Rajai Davis's fault that he's playing well for another team. Nor is it his fault that Matt Morris sucks.

No; I'd rather blame steroids.



p.s. After Vizquel tried to give himself up, AGAIN, Morris went on to walk him.

Ryan Doumit

...has a really strong arm. He just nailed the guy at the plate trying to tag up. It makes me wonder why we never saw an extended trial of Nady in center, Doumit in right, and Freddy leading off.

Eat shit, Jim Tracey.

First pitch of the bottom of the second

Screamer off the centerfield wall.

First blood

Omar Vizquel, the fielder and the gentleman, decided to cut our fair city and his former teammate a break, and gave himself up with a not-swing of the bat. Then the next guy singled in Rajai Davis. And Bonds just walked!

W - 1
H - 2
IP - .3

= I don't want to talk about it.

Fourth pitch from Morris

Over for a strike.

p.s. Rajai Davis just stole second.

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