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Monday, July 30, 2007

Comparison Post Based on an Internet Conversation w/ My Girlfriend #1

ME: so are you okay with me writing a sports blog?
MY GIRLFRIEND:
yes
MY GIRLFRIEND: why wouldn't i be?
MY GIRLFRIEND: as long as you're not constantly berating the white sox or something
ME: i'm...probably not
MY GIRLFRIEND: i can live with that

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Meet Ken Williams. He is big Dave's better. Here are some people who work for Ken, and approximately how much they're being paid by the White Sox:

Darin Erstad - $1,000,000 / 2007 salary

Scott Podsednik - $2,900,000 / 2007 salary

Joe Crede - $4,940,000 / 2007 salary

Jermaine Dye - $7,000,000 / 2007 salary

Jose Contreras - $9,000,000 / 2007 salary


Yikes. Not great contracts for Mr. Williams. I guess he should have thought better than to sign people to multi-million dollar deals coming off career years that most likely will never be replicated. Ah well. Anyhoo, here's someone who also works in Chicago, as well as an approximate figure of how much he's getting paid by the Pittsburgh Pirates this season:

Jason Kendall
- $12,858,194 / 2007 salary

If Ken Williams turned out to be a nazi, then I would probably be swayed to think he was worse than Dave Littlefield. Actually I wouldn't be, considering that Littlefield never had the dumb luck to bring home a championship.

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